I R Kitty Kat

( I had an Adventure! )

Time Travel from the comfort of your own womb

Q - When did you concieve if baby was due on september 21 2006?
A - Around January 14 of 2007.

Finally got my DS and the Brain Training thing.

First attempt - 46 *cries*
3 days hard drinking
Second attempt - 38

I rest my case (and mine's a pint).

Yes, I think I have now finally seen every possible arrangement, substitution and misepelling of words.

Men, you may now stop worrying about the size of your winkiee.

"So yoghurts will know where the boss is, that's where they put the little ones"

Plus some rambling about chocolate that I didn't quite catch, heee!

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It's not cannibalism when they're your friend

What do you do with your photographs?
I horde them until they are worth money, either to the media or as blackmail. Yiz has been warned, also, for my burfday I would like a camera tabyekkthxwotroffle

Why for are I so drunkeded, I did not drinkeded so much?

New Years Resolutions:

1. Be more like Grace Jones - not allowed, so that's that then.

Also, Fargo = worse than Corrie.



HAPPY NEW YEAR ALLLLLLL!

Why yes, that is dinner all down my front, how nice of you to notice!

"I am not visable to potatos"

BritishReparations.org

Check the "News" page... O.o

This is hyperbole to sell the book right? Sluttyienna? 8th Century? Cannibals?


Damn you Simon Cowel! Damn you! *shakes fist*

Turn the page… wash your hands. Turn the page… wash your hands.[

I don't have contamination OCD (pure O), but you gotta laugh at yerself. I want one! (and a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure too!)






x-posted to NADS

Fred, Wilma, Barney and Betty were relatively normal names, so why did they inflict the poor kids with "BamBam" and "Pebbles"? hmm.

Following the Horrific discovery that 2,999 people in the US share my first name, I have decided to hereby be known as "Plankton".

This reduces my duplicated in the US figure to zero. (there were none that had my last name)


I will still answer to Kat though, to make it easier for you all.

Yiz probably remember my Prawn Boards idea. Too lazy to link it, you're not missing much.


Don't think I ever posted my Nut Necklaces idea, so in summary:
Not allowed a drill to makes necklaces of nuts onna string, so instead, for a modest fee, I will take a photograph of you (or a friend if you want to gift it!) and paint in a nut necklace on the photo.
Note - you have to supply the photo. ta.

While these are both likely to be hot sellers on EBay. Have just come up with fool proof scheme for making some real money.


Dyson Spheres. (well, just the one)
Don't think anyone has put in a tender for this yet, so Twisty and I are forming a construction company in order to obtain the contract for building the first (and only) Dyson Sphere the Earth will ever (eventually) need.

Need to find more metal though, even if the sphere only needs to be 3mm thick, reckon it'd condense down to a mass somewhat larger than the Earth.

Have already cited the Moon as being our first major source of Iron. Once we've established funding, can look at commissioning people to check out a few other planets to see what they're made of.

Ruled Jupiter out, so wont need to waste money on that - see the thought and fore-planning that has gone into this! SMRT!
Likewise will probably give Pluto a miss.

The really cunning part of this being that because the work is (just a tad) unlikely to be completed in our lifetimes, we can slack.

Also, because this is such a long-term project, once they realise we've pished up all the funding we'll be long dead.

FLAWLESS!


Now, what to call our company?

Getting the crap out the way first

( cut for swearing )

So, apparently Acorns throw themselves at windows in order to take root. Before there were windows someone would come along and hit them with a hammer, before there were hammers something would come along and hit them with a big rock, before there was anything capable of using a tool trees grew on Pure Hate. That's why they're all grumpy now.

Oh, and Almonds look like testicles, or maybe the other way round, he'd fallen completely alseep before I could get that clarified.

*giggles*

For some years now I've been a part of a little messageboard called NADS

Linkie


The place grew and we got new members, people settled in, some left, there was funny stuff, sad stuff, serious stuff - exactly the same thing that happens to any message board. However, we're now finding that it's the same old conversations going round, which we can almost guess everyones answer to, interspaced with funny links and current/media affairs type stuff.

Basically we need fresh input.


I'll admit, the place can come across as quite cliquey and not so new member friendly, but they are all a nice bunch, so if ya got a bit of spare time, go have a nose about and if there's anything that takes your interest, you'd be most welcome to come poke about our little corner of cyber space.

As an added bonus for UK/Irish peeps, there are quite often beer nights arranged. (And Poker too once we kick Yojimbo's arse).

Come plaaaaaaay!

:)